Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Welp...herpes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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