Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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