ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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