It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Life without a bra equals bliss.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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