Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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