Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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