He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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