Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
