Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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