What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
be right there i have to get my cape
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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