I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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