His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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