Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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