What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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