i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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