the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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