Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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