I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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