I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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