awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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