Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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