Don't you send me to vm
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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