Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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