I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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