Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
50% drunk capacity currently
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
