She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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