whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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