I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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