That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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