Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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