i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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