I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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