I'm sorry my penis didn't work
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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