Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
