We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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