It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
