there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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