Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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