So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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