But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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