Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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