So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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