You really coming over, don't trick.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to sanitize my soul.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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