; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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