Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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