let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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