I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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