I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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