It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Randomize
