After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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