Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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