Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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