Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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