I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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