I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Never let your siblings swipe right.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
